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Window Demotivational Poster


WINDOW LICKERS -




OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm, #242769
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am, #231435
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am, #231344
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am, #231272
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm, #226000
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am, #225950
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am, #202352
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am, #202350
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am, #202349
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am, #202348
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am, #202347
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am, #202346
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am, #202345
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am, #202344
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am, #202341
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm, #57926
This says it all.


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am, #252662
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am, #248485
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm, #248405
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


SILVER LINING? -




LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.


TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm, #228893
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am, #105569
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm, #105350
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm, #105329
LogicDude likes...5L!


MOVING THE FILES - Would it KILL you to wait patiently for 127 years?


TAGS: windows error fail download
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by 7053

7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:32 am, #221081
Yeah,waiting for 15 minutes simply suffers more than waiting for 1 hour..Thankfully it's just copying..how about downloading?
Dimytri - July 6, 2011, 1:09 pm, #221055
46,368 days I can handle, but that last five hours is simply too long to wait.
7053 - July 6, 2011, 7:43 am, #221047
It kills,lol.
THEBRAT - July 6, 2011, 7:07 am, #221044
Get some Ram upgrade or clean your hard drive.....lol Good one...


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm, #246564

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am, #246552
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


WINDOWS - They always find a way to screw you


TAGS: windows
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by mitcut



MWLF -


TAGS: licking windows
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:45 am, #171950
Hilarious!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 2:13 am, #156402
Culos this is very VERY good. I'd give you 6Ls if I could for this one.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:52 am, #156390
It's being made into a TV movie on Lifetime called "Window On The World: The Motifake Wit Liberation Front Story" I'm being played by an ensemble of Christian Bale, Kermit The Frog, Meryl Streep, and Max Von Sydow.


ELBOW SMASH -




A NATURALISTIC RAPPRESENTATION OF MICROSOFT'S SYSTEM -




WINDOW - My open wounds made by yesterday don't seem to heal yet your light passes through them healing my heart that once was full of sorrow


TAGS: window light love wounds yesterday
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Froskas

RoseInBlack - August 27, 2011, 11:21 am, #223585
Amazing !


Ray Bradbury -


TAGS: jump window wings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:42 am, #251266
The original snow angel.
Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:41 am, #251265
The original snow angel.


TIME - A picture allows us to look back at ourselves. A mirror allows us to see the present. A window allows us to look forward.


TAGS: picture mirror window time
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Sho - February 17, 2012, 8:36 am, #229740
Not if the window looks back into your backyard
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 8:19 pm, #229720
Will do on both! :)
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:18 pm, #229719
This one could also go on Moti-Twist


DON'T TELL ANYONE -




WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS -




THE 3 GREATEST DISASTERS THIS CENTURY - Hiroshima '45 Chernobyl '86 Windows '95




IT'S LIKE HERPES -




THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D


TAGS: any key failure fail windows
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman2

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am, #110047
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm, #91497
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm, #64679
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm, #64678
took you two years to find that?


FIREFOX - cannot connect to windows




Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm, #92084
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am, #85177
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm, #72103
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm, #68970
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am, #54132
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am, #41310
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm, #40556
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am, #40511
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




APPLES - Hiding the fact that you're actually using Vista


TAGS: apple on windows vista
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:17 pm, #171661
forseti You are using the Vista upgrade?
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:25 pm, #171574
uhhh... nope... 1L, I'm using XP ;)


WINDOWS 8 SMART PHONE - Its official... windows sucks...


TAGS: error windows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nyet

Matt0808 - March 7, 2013, 10:54 pm, #244114
Yeah, the other models have cd drives. LOL
nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:09 pm, #243813
Nope... not just me a few others have had it happen to them, ( look it up )
falloutghoul - February 26, 2013, 5:25 pm, #243810
Must be just your model.


ESCAPE -




MAKE A WINDOWS THAT DOESN'T CRASH? - now that's a good one!


TAGS: haha windows crashes
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by DLM4

motinet - September 12, 2011, 10:30 am, #224216

Worst software ever created. Microsoft would never stay in business if they had to compete on merit instead of monopolistic practices.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 11:10 pm, #186849
Touché
Derek - July 28, 2010, 11:05 pm, #186848
What incentive would there be to buy new versions?


WINDOWS - Remember that time your computer hated you, I deal with it every day...




YET WE STILL USE IT. -




PROOF - that windows sucks.


TAGS: windows fail
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by rssll93

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:40 am, #242789
Ohohoho! It's funny because it's true!
rssll93 - January 21, 2010, 4:01 am, #153371
thanks for the praise. that was a once in a lifetime error :D
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:11 pm, #145753
Ummmmm.... sure.... hop in!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm, #145748
Ooh! ... Do drive ins exist anymore?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:58 pm, #145746
My fault... I really need to be more of a gentleman and take you out... perhaps take my DeLorean to a drive-in theater?
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:54 pm, #145744
Nah. I haven't seen a movie in months...
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:52 pm, #145742
You just buy the DVD, huh?
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:51 pm, #145741
Even if it's not particularly clever, it made me giggle, as that is a ridiculous number of days. Glad I don't have that problem...
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:48 pm, #145739
I know how that goes... can't blame anyone for it!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:46 pm, #145737
This was one of the finer submissions, Aggy. :)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:44 pm, #145735
Wouldn't it be easier to just screen print a Google fight?
Derek - December 14, 2009, 3:39 pm, #145701
Bother! I really wanted to see that video, but I'm not going to live long enough.


FAIL SOFTWARES - There is no 'OK' in the button selection.


TAGS: software fail no ok window error message wrong title
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by bs722

karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:42 pm, #172018
it's software without the "s" this is no "lol cats" site and as for pointing out the obvious. really 1l
your_MOM - July 1, 2009, 9:52 pm, #92181
lol ppstream XP
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 12:39 am, #91998
Thanks for pointing that out. 1 lion


SUMMERTIME -


TAGS: summer windows spider
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 25, 2009, 9:03 am, #139760
i don't think a quarter inch of glass is going to stop that. I don't think a chair is either.


IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."


TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm, #171459
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am, #171429
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am, #171420
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am, #171418
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


WINDOWS 8 THE UNEXPECTED OUTCOMES -




Paradox -


TAGS: recycle bin windows
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:24 pm, #41346
It's simple Tony. Just right click, make a new folder and rename it "Recycle Bin". SIMPLE!
Tony - November 19, 2008, 7:18 pm, #37853
My dumb a** seriously did that and I can't find my recycling bin now!!! Hahahaha. But seriously, how do I get it back... (haha)
deba - November 15, 2008, 4:17 pm, #36598
if it asked if you wanted to send "Recycle Bin" to the recycle bin, then it would be a paradox.


PROVOCATION -




MICROSOFT WINDOWS - Transparent Edition


TAGS: see through windows bill gates microsoft
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

pro - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm, #93895
of course Microsoft will do it better... Mac loves ***k.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:28 pm, #52474
Select; Make new layer; Lower opacity; Erase desktop items... And that's clearly not a windows.. Better caption could have been used
quesupo - January 1, 2009, 4:40 pm, #48211
looks like 10.3 or 4 on old macbook pros. but yeah, definitely not windows
pro - October 1, 2008, 5:06 am, #24706
Stupid caption, though. It's clearly a Mac running OS X! Although Microsoft will probably copy this option for its next release of Windows.
Johnny - September 30, 2008, 11:34 pm, #24643
It's nice what you can do with a blue desktop background and a good ph**o editor. A lot like your local weather man or movie green screen.


HONESTY - Microsoft should reconsider




Get Along Little Doggy -


TAGS: stable calendar motifake world window
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 19, 2013, 12:03 pm, #251087
Not true! I have. . . . no, wait. No I don't. I don't :-(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2013, 8:14 am, #251086
It doesn't work Greeny, Most of these guys don't have windows in their mothers basements...5L


DESIGNATED DRIVER -


TAGS: snowy window art humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 9:27 pm, #253263

I've no idea where the ph**o was taken. But no~~it certainly isn't a vehicle that's been excavated~~
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:06 pm, #253255
And 1g love the poster but guarantee the pic isn't from Manitoba. No evidence of having had to shovel through the 6 foot drift to be able to reach the window...teehee.
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:03 pm, #253253
There's a good joke about being the DD. But it stands for Designated Decoy. I'll have to share it with you someday. Mr. Gary could make a great barroom poster with the material.


the Sound of Silence -


TAGS: simon garfunkel rain weather silence no raindrops on my window
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:48 pm, #252646
Bingo.
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2014, 3:23 am, #252598
A Californian.


SCZD -


TAGS: sczd schizophrenia joe window people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:12 am, #258842
Holy . . . . crap! Well constructed. I now have to change my shorts :-/
Pagong - May 3, 2014, 1:59 am, #254601
Thanks for looking out.
Sho - April 30, 2014, 1:16 pm, #254543
Oh d*** lol


~ The soul ~ -




COMMUNICATION - After all else has failed you can seek solace in an exotic encounter. At least you don't have to talk or listen




MOVING DAY -


TAGS: evicted window youtube
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:19 am, #187543
This is beautiful!!!


DARWIN SHMARWIN -




YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF - Your Outhouse Has a Window Seat




MELODY FAIR -


TAGS: who is the girl at the window pane watching the rain falling down
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:23 pm, #168662
This was definitely favorited immediately. And five smiley lions. Smilions.
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:20 pm, #168660
I always see TOC smiling in my head, smiling and those gigantic anime eyes...


Don't touch the sides. OPERATION -


TAGS: windows apple operating system
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Krickit

curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 6:51 pm, #245912
You should have thrown in a picture of some CNC equipment, I still don't understand why they make CAD software for Mac, You can't turn your drawing into anything real.
Krickit - May 21, 2013, 5:13 pm, #245910
Ty Gary. Yeah, wish there was a way I could edit that. d*** YOUS "R" d*** YOUS
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 12:31 pm, #245909
Krickit, IMO this deserves much better than a 2.5, but the you/your typo is a bit of a hit...good poster though


UNDERSTANDING -




WRONG - place wrong time


TAGS: window cleaner twin towers 911 wrong
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am, #79565
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm, #78567
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am, #76862
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am, #76858
Wrong site. Ph**ochopped is down the hall and to the left.


WINDOWS - How many times you wanted to do this because of it


TAGS: windows
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by MeH

thelongbus - June 8, 2009, 2:45 am, #85176
(((((((( LMFAO !!!!!!! )))))))


YOU KNOW... - As stupid as this looks, I'm thinking "Why didn't I think of this?"




IF IT GETS TOO HOT... -


TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm, #87575
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm, #87574
I can roll down the window.


BREAKING UP -




BILL GATES -




MICROSOFTS BEST ADVICE - Microsoft's best advice up to date.


TAGS: windows
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Morbe

mooooo - February 28, 2009, 2:39 am, #62406
Yes redundant. and unnecessary.
HtD - January 28, 2009, 6:38 pm, #55410
This seems. This seems a tad redundant.


OSX - Not Microsoft Windows


TAGS: microsoft windows osx
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by boarder2k7

meh - June 12, 2009, 11:34 pm, #86441
OSX is teh suck.


JEALOUSY - Acting superior is all you can do when you are being outsold 10 to 1.


TAGS: computer window jealousy
Rating: 2.07/5
Holy Diver - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am, #76818
Linux is free...
fletch - July 3, 2008, 8:56 am, #8018
I don't get it.


WINDOWS -




LIKE WINDOWS - broken by design




WINDOWS - Screwing up wherever you want to be.


TAGS: windows screw up carnival cruise ship
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by therabidllama

W - March 1, 2009, 9:11 pm, #62819
Technically, this isn't Windows screwing up. A program running under Windows has stopped responding. Microsoft did not write that program so it's probably not even their fault. You probably don't care, though, so goodbye.


WISE INVESTMENTS - this was one


TAGS: microsoft windows
Rating: 1.23/5
Grim R@per - December 29, 2009, 12:53 pm, #148788
Is it possible to cut a lion in half and vote that?
Jas - August 23, 2009, 9:59 pm, #111156
Haha, even back then it was blue screening.


content -


TAGS: window night
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - February 11, 2015, 6:25 am, #259857
Stalking, a romance between to people where only one of them is aware of it! 5L


90s -




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