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Window Demotivational Poster



STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...

TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park



TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!

404 ERROR -

TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.



TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.

TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!

MOVING THE FILES - Would it KILL you to wait patiently for 127 years?

TAGS: windows error fail download
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by 7053

7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:32 am
Yeah,waiting for 15 minutes simply suffers more than waiting for 1 hour..Thankfully it's just copying..how about downloading?
Dimytri - July 6, 2011, 1:09 pm
46,368 days I can handle, but that last five hours is simply too long to wait.
7053 - July 6, 2011, 7:43 am
It kills,lol.
THEBRAT - July 6, 2011, 7:07 am
Get some Ram upgrade or clean your hard drive.....lol Good one...

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

WINDOWS - They always find a way to screw you

TAGS: windows
Rating: 2.43/5

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TAGS: licking windows
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:45 am
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 2:13 am
Culos this is very VERY good. I'd give you 6Ls if I could for this one.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:52 am
It's being made into a TV movie on Lifetime called "Window On The World: The Motifake Wit Liberation Front Story" I'm being played by an ensemble of Christian Bale, Kermit The Frog, Meryl Streep, and Max Von Sydow.



WINDOW - My open wounds made by yesterday don't seem to heal yet your light passes through them healing my heart that once was full of sorrow

TAGS: window light love wounds yesterday
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Froskas

RoseInBlack - August 27, 2011, 11:21 am
Amazing !

Ray Bradbury -

TAGS: jump window wings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:42 am
The original snow angel.
Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:41 am
The original snow angel.

TIME - A picture allows us to look back at ourselves. A mirror allows us to see the present. A window allows us to look forward.

TAGS: picture mirror window time
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Sho - February 17, 2012, 8:36 am
Not if the window looks back into your backyard
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 8:19 pm
Will do on both! :)
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:18 pm
This one could also go on Moti-Twist



THE 3 GREATEST DISASTERS THIS CENTURY - Hiroshima '45 Chernobyl '86 Windows '95


THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D

TAGS: any key failure fail windows
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman2

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm
took you two years to find that?

FIREFOX - cannot connect to windows

Troubleshooting -

TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!

OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.

APPLES - Hiding the fact that you're actually using Vista

TAGS: apple on windows vista
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:17 pm
forseti You are using the Vista upgrade?
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:25 pm
uhhh... nope... 1L, I'm using XP ;)

WINDOWS 8 SMART PHONE - Its official... windows sucks...

TAGS: error windows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nyet

Matt0808 - March 7, 2013, 10:54 pm
Yeah, the other models have cd drives. LOL
nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:09 pm
Nope... not just me a few others have had it happen to them, ( look it up )
falloutghoul - February 26, 2013, 5:25 pm
Must be just your model.


MAKE A WINDOWS THAT DOESN'T CRASH? - now that's a good one!

TAGS: haha windows crashes
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by DLM4

motinet - September 12, 2011, 10:30 am

Worst software ever created. Microsoft would never stay in business if they had to compete on merit instead of monopolistic practices.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 11:10 pm
Derek - July 28, 2010, 11:05 pm
What incentive would there be to buy new versions?

WINDOWS - Remember that time your computer hated you, I deal with it every day...


PROOF - that windows sucks.

TAGS: windows fail
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by rssll93

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:40 am
Ohohoho! It's funny because it's true!
rssll93 - January 21, 2010, 4:01 am
thanks for the praise. that was a once in a lifetime error :D
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ummmmm.... sure.... hop in!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ooh! ... Do drive ins exist anymore?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
My fault... I really need to be more of a gentleman and take you out... perhaps take my DeLorean to a drive-in theater?
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
Nah. I haven't seen a movie in months...
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:52 pm
You just buy the DVD, huh?
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:51 pm
Even if it's not particularly clever, it made me giggle, as that is a ridiculous number of days. Glad I don't have that problem...
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:48 pm
I know how that goes... can't blame anyone for it!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
This was one of the finer submissions, Aggy. :)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:44 pm
Wouldn't it be easier to just screen print a Google fight?
Derek - December 14, 2009, 3:39 pm
Bother! I really wanted to see that video, but I'm not going to live long enough.

FAIL SOFTWARES - There is no 'OK' in the button selection.

TAGS: software fail no ok window error message wrong title
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by bs722

karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
it's software without the "s" this is no "lol cats" site and as for pointing out the obvious. really 1l
your_MOM - July 1, 2009, 9:52 pm
lol ppstream XP
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks for pointing that out. 1 lion


TAGS: summer windows spider
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 25, 2009, 9:03 am
i don't think a quarter inch of glass is going to stop that. I don't think a chair is either.

IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."

TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


Paradox -

TAGS: recycle bin windows
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:24 pm
It's simple Tony. Just right click, make a new folder and rename it "Recycle Bin". SIMPLE!
Tony - November 19, 2008, 7:18 pm
My dumb a** seriously did that and I can't find my recycling bin now!!! Hahahaha. But seriously, how do I get it back... (haha)
deba - November 15, 2008, 4:17 pm
if it asked if you wanted to send "Recycle Bin" to the recycle bin, then it would be a paradox.


MICROSOFT WINDOWS - Transparent Edition

TAGS: see through windows bill gates microsoft
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

pro - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
of course Microsoft will do it better... Mac loves ***k.
Porcelina - January 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
Select; Make new layer; Lower opacity; Erase desktop items... And that's clearly not a windows.. Better caption could have been used
quesupo - January 1, 2009, 4:40 pm
looks like 10.3 or 4 on old macbook pros. but yeah, definitely not windows
pro - October 1, 2008, 5:06 am
Stupid caption, though. It's clearly a Mac running OS X! Although Microsoft will probably copy this option for its next release of Windows.
Johnny - September 30, 2008, 11:34 pm
It's nice what you can do with a blue desktop background and a good ph**o editor. A lot like your local weather man or movie green screen.

HONESTY - Microsoft should reconsider

Get Along Little Doggy -

TAGS: stable calendar motifake world window
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 19, 2013, 12:03 pm
Not true! I have. . . . no, wait. No I don't. I don't :-(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2013, 8:14 am
It doesn't work Greeny, Most of these guys don't have windows in their mothers basements...5L


TAGS: snowy window art humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 9:27 pm

I've no idea where the ph**o was taken. But no~~it certainly isn't a vehicle that's been excavated~~
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:06 pm
And 1g love the poster but guarantee the pic isn't from Manitoba. No evidence of having had to shovel through the 6 foot drift to be able to reach the window...teehee.
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:03 pm
There's a good joke about being the DD. But it stands for Designated Decoy. I'll have to share it with you someday. Mr. Gary could make a great barroom poster with the material.

the Sound of Silence -

TAGS: simon garfunkel rain weather silence no raindrops on my window
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:48 pm
EmilioDumphque - February 1, 2014, 3:23 am
A Californian.


TAGS: sczd schizophrenia joe window people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:12 am
Holy . . . . crap! Well constructed. I now have to change my shorts :-/
Pagong - May 3, 2014, 1:59 am
Thanks for looking out.
Sho - April 30, 2014, 1:16 pm
Oh d*** lol

~ The soul ~ -

COMMUNICATION - After all else has failed you can seek solace in an exotic encounter. At least you don't have to talk or listen


TAGS: evicted window youtube
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:19 am
This is beautiful!!!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF - Your Outhouse Has a Window Seat


TAGS: who is the girl at the window pane watching the rain falling down
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:23 pm
This was definitely favorited immediately. And five smiley lions. Smilions.
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:20 pm
I always see TOC smiling in my head, smiling and those gigantic anime eyes...

Don't touch the sides. OPERATION -

TAGS: windows apple operating system
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:09 pm
curlyrocks - May 21, 2013, 6:51 pm
You should have thrown in a picture of some CNC equipment, I still don't understand why they make CAD software for Mac, You can't turn your drawing into anything real.
Krickit - May 21, 2013, 5:13 pm
Ty Gary. Yeah, wish there was a way I could edit that. d*** YOUS "R" d*** YOUS
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 12:31 pm
Krickit, IMO this deserves much better than a 2.5, but the you/your typo is a bit of a hit...good poster though


WRONG - place wrong time

TAGS: window cleaner twin towers 911 wrong
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am
Wrong site. Ph**ochopped is down the hall and to the left.

WINDOWS - How many times you wanted to do this because of it

TAGS: windows
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by MeH

thelongbus - June 8, 2009, 2:45 am
(((((((( LMFAO !!!!!!! )))))))

YOU KNOW... - As stupid as this looks, I'm thinking "Why didn't I think of this?"


TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm
I can roll down the window.



MICROSOFTS BEST ADVICE - Microsoft's best advice up to date.

TAGS: windows
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by Morbe

mooooo - February 28, 2009, 2:39 am
Yes redundant. and unnecessary.
HtD - January 28, 2009, 6:38 pm
This seems. This seems a tad redundant.

OSX - Not Microsoft Windows

TAGS: microsoft windows osx
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by boarder2k7

meh - June 12, 2009, 11:34 pm
OSX is teh suck.

JEALOUSY - Acting superior is all you can do when you are being outsold 10 to 1.

TAGS: computer window jealousy
Rating: 2.07/5
Holy Diver - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Linux is free...
fletch - July 3, 2008, 8:56 am
I don't get it.


LIKE WINDOWS - broken by design

WINDOWS - Screwing up wherever you want to be.

TAGS: windows screw up carnival cruise ship
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by therabidllama

W - March 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
Technically, this isn't Windows screwing up. A program running under Windows has stopped responding. Microsoft did not write that program so it's probably not even their fault. You probably don't care, though, so goodbye.

WISE INVESTMENTS - this was one

TAGS: microsoft windows
Rating: 1.23/5
Grim R@per - December 29, 2009, 12:53 pm
Is it possible to cut a lion in half and vote that?
Jas - August 23, 2009, 9:59 pm
Haha, even back then it was blue screening.

content -

TAGS: window night
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - February 11, 2015, 6:25 am
Stalking, a romance between to people where only one of them is aware of it! 5L

90s -

Firefox -